Happy World Pinocchio Day! Here’s a top 10 list for you to mull over.
- I love the smell of Calone in the morning.
- That new Clive Christian was an absolute bargain. I reckon I’d have paid double the retail price.
- A high silk hat and a silver cane, a dash of lime, some petitgrain. I love it when niche brands focus more on their stories and marketing than on their perfumes.
- Jean Paul Gaultier Divine for Women. Indeed!!!!
- Nothing about this new niche brand seems pretentious. And why are they launching with only 15 perfumes? Surely, it would take at least 16 perfumes to capture the aftermath of a thunderstorm over the Palace of Versailles in 1800. And yes, it was Napoleon’s signature scent.
- When you get in trouble and you don’t know right from wrong, TikTok is an absolute treasure trove of knowledge. Today I’m learning all about maceration.
- I want to smell like a dentist’s office. When you wish upon a star, Ganymede will take me far.
- It’s only February, but Hi-Diddle-Dee-Dee, no more perfumes this year for me.
- I’ve got no strings, but I promise this Creed was worn by kings.
- Top 10’s are lies. I mean life.
And what top 10 would be complete without a couple of honourable mentions?
11. Pauly Shore was some awkward casting, but this Jo Malone was pretty long-lasting.
12. Designers in my dream, but this flankers too extreme.