And now, for something completely different, it’s time to return to school.
During their lunch break, D.S. and Durga hang out with Byredo and Le Labo (and some other cool guys called Atticus, Leopold, and Gulliver), sipping kombucha and listening to Bon Iver and Death Cab for Cutie. In the 2024 yearbook, they are voted most likely to wear skinny jeans, sport a man bun, grow an ironic beard, and become Vespa-driving hipsters.
Final Recommendations:
I recommend the student slows down with their releases. Furthermore, I get the impression this student thinks they are too cool for school. They do their best work with Italian dining and roses. Perhaps they should only turn up to school on February 14. Yes, that’s a cool idea. Stick to one release/appearance a year. Then you would really stand out from the crowd. There’s no need to come up with something new every day, and for the love of god, stop playing with fire.
Anyway, I’m off to listen to some Arcade Fire. My scent of the day is Moscow Mule from JHAG, and I need to go shopping for a new beard comb and another cardigan. Oh no, what have I become!!!!!!!!!!
All thoughts and photos are my own.