Summer is over, so I wanted to summarise what bottles I wore, what fragrances I sampled, and what I photographed during the sunny season.
The air was filled with the scent of frangipani, as it is every summer in Brisbane.
My garden came to life with lemon verbena, bougainvillea, roses, and many more plants.
Riverwalks and eucalypt-lined parks made up my weekends.
There were birds and butterflies.
And now to the nitty-gritty. Over the three months, I sampled many perfumes in stores, both designer and niche. Below are some of the highlights and lowlights.
I like Tom Ford’s old stuff better than his new stuff. Vanilla Sex was the first perfume I tried in 2024. I remember thinking to myself that the year could only improve from here. It must mark a low point for the Private Blend line. The gutter-level, schoolboy humor can surely go no further. It probably will, though. Sadly, the perfume quality has now caught up to the level of juvenility.
If you want to walk around like a human-sized slab of marzipan mixed with some cheap vanilla extract, this Tom Ford is the one for you. Of course, it’ll cost you an arm and a leg, and you’ll be lucky to receive any samples with your purchase. Many better/cheaper vanilla/almond scents exist, including Dior’s Hypnotic Poison and the underrated Mandorlo di Sicilia from Acqua di Parma’s Blu Mediterraneo range.
I discovered this interesting brand called Versatile Paris in, of all places, a streetwear store. The bottles are tiny 15ml size with roll-on applicators, perfect for travel. My pick was the creamy, savoury gourmand Rital Date. It combined basil, pesto, and olive oil with a base of pistachio, vanilla, tonka, and a whole shopping trolley of other notes, comprising ice cream, paprika, and sesame! Despite the weird amalgam of notes, it remained creative but wearable.
There were so many “Elixirs” on the mainstream shelves that I lost count. Most were awful. I’ll single out the overly sweet Jean Paul Gaultier’s Le Male Elixir as the worst offender. Hugo Boss Bottled Elixir was the best—a dark, resinous, smoky, woody composition that was best in the opening before fading a bit towards the end. It intrigued me enough to want to go back and try it again sometime.
As for what I wore, three bottles ruled the roost.
The scent I turned to most frequently was Mugler’s Hot Cologne. I’ve not talked about it before on the blog. But it was the perfect accompaniment to the humid, sticky summer days. I don’t log what I wear, but I must have worn it at least 20 times. It contains all the usual citruses and herbs (lime, lemon, and petitgrain) one might associate with a cologne-style scent, then contrasts them against a bitter, spicy accord of ginger and coffee. The hero note is the bitter coffee, which kicks in after a few minutes and elevates the scent above competitors such as Tom Ford Neroli Portofino or some of the fresh scents in the Armani Prive line. It doesn’t remind me of their classic Mugler Cologne. Indeed, it’s excellent if you’re looking for something different in your summer lineup.
I’ll do a full review of Hot Cologne at some point. And speaking of reviews, I’ll have some upcoming first impressions and reviews on some of the other stuff I tried over the summer in the coming weeks, including:
- Claus Porto – Agua de Colonia collection.
- Astier de Villatte – Various perfumes.
- Aedes de Venustas – Café Tabac.
Until then, thanks for reading!
Note: All pictures are my own.
“ If you want to walk around like a human-sized slab of marzipan mixed with some cheap vanilla extract, this Tom Ford is the one for you” this is so funny! And so accurate 😅
Thanks for sharing your beautiful pictures, what a colorful variety of flowers and plants!
Haha. Yes, it seems the brand can’t stoop any lower! Thanks for reading and commenting as always, Tete.
You have so many beautiful flowers in your garden, based on the photos! That colorful bird looks interesting – I’ve never seen such a long neck on a small bird. Hot Cologne sounds like something I might like if the coffee note is done well. Looking forward to your more detailed reviews and perfume choices as you head into autumn.
Thanks, Nose Prose! Hot Cologne’s a good one for sure. Hopefully you get to sample it sometime. The bird is called a rainbow lorikeet, and they seem to enjoy the blossoms on the trees. Once they get together with a few others, they can be quite noisy. But, they can also be quite tame and if you’ve got some food they’ll land right on your hand.
Great photos as always, Daniel, and thank you for sharing. Just as your summer comes to a close, here in Chicago, today is the first day of spring. My garden is already waking up.
I recently had the chance to sample Vanilla Sex by Tom Ford. My impressions were the same, dull and uninteresting at best. I’m beginning to think that the brand’s best days are over.
I will have to sample Mugler Hot Cologne, your description makes me curious.
Thanks, Flaconneur. It’s wonderful that your garden is starting to bloom again. Yes, it seems Tom Ford’s best days are in the rearview. Hot Cologne is well worth a sample. Hopefully you get your nose on it sometime.
What a great round-up, dear Daniel! From your pics to your descriptions. Looking forward to your thoughts on the ones you mention. It’s been a hot, hot, hot summer here in Johannesburg, so I’m very much looking forward to some cold relief. Ha! Ha!
Thanks very much, Rich. Yes, I’ve seen some of the news reports on the heatwaves in South Africa. There’s been a few waves of them over the summer too, by the sound of it.
Beautiful photos of your local fauna & flora. In the north of England late spring is the best time for plants in the wild. We have so many hawthorns & lindens that from late April til June the air is so deliciously scented.
As for TF, I gave up after Plum Jap was d/ced in favour of a line up of puerile perfumes with puerile names
Thanks very much, Alityke. That sounds like a wonderful time to be out and about in nature. Yes, the Tom Ford brand has been going hastily down hill for years now.