Le Labo recently opened up a new store in Brisbane. It’s very exciting and inspiring, especially with September being the month of City Exclusives. It’s so exhilarating I wrote a poem.
Tis the season to be jolly.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.
City Exclusives in my trolley.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.
Sell my assets to afford these.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.
Ten dollars per ml if you do please.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.
Buying these would be quite dopey.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.
Despite its title, the new one’s soapy.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.
Le Labo’s names are such a swindle.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Wallets lighter, accounts will dwindle.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.
Myrrh for Shanghai is their latest.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.
Santal surely still their greatest.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.
Instead of myrrh, they give us flowers.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.
Jasmine, on the skin for hours.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.
Musk ambroxan, lag behind.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.
Where’s the myrrh? It’s hard to find.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.
This coming week I’ll let you know something I did last week that was quite dopey.
